I'm scared to go to sleep sometimes because I don't want to know what tomorrow brings. There's this boy that I like a whole lot and he's absolutely brilliant, but you can't trick me into saying his name ;) but maybe you'll see some pictures of him on occasion, since he's my boyfriend. I hate not understanding things and I can be sassy, but only sometimes. I'm always vulgar & always honest, and you'll need a sense of humor to deal with me. Intelligence makes me horny so you should whisper some genius in my ask box, too.
Oh yeah and dear lord please don't try to talk to me if you just want to complain about how you're ugly or fat or some shit, because I probably think you're beautiful. Also, if you don't use proper grammar I will shoot you in your face.